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After the success of 'SPepper' in the newsletter, we thought there should be more innovative products whose only innovation is to combine two existing ones into a slightly ill-thought-out whole. Gloots for example - an unholy alliance of Gloves and Boots. We're sure you can do better, so grab photoshop and show us your ideas on the messageboard.

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New from Crosse & Squirrell

Combining the two ingredients of one of the nation's most popular sandwich...
Bread not included.
(Ninja Squirrel what is this new-fangled technology?!, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 20:40, More)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 19:40, More)

mountain bike
here is the all new mountain bike

(Eccles, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 19:00, More)

Started off somewhere and went off on a complete tangent
um, even i'm not sure. I think it's some kind of advertisement for monkey rental.

(1, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 18:39, More)

it's a good thing.

(mixtapes, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 18:38, More)

Don't know if it's been done, but...
Brucifixion!

Click for biggerness
(Petrarch, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 17:04, More)

repost for comp

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homonk, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 16:39, More)

Always late on a morning?
Missing out on the most important meal of the day?
Then you need . . .

All the convenience of a car
All the taste of a full English!

As condemned by the AA
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50, More)

I saw this in the Financial Times...

Also available in glorious technicolour.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:43, More)

Yet another compo entry
Can't stop churning out this sort of crap
just read that b3ta rhymes with peter so...

(JcmS, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:58, More)

Book Shoes

Boring date? Read a novel!
Lost for words? Have a dictionary at your toe-tips!
Want to impress foreigners? Glance down at a phrasebook on your feet!
Book shoes!
Buy them!
NB Not to be confused with Germaine Greer's 'book me shoes'.
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:51, More)

I made these a lot earlier
but I thought they might do for the compo.
This is the Spectra Whirl 3000 Atmosphere Accellerator, which combines DNA and Crayola Crayons to produce web pages.

And this is the Vibra-Web, used to draw directly on the fabric of the internet at speeds of over 300mph.

Click on either to see the full details of how they work.

and points don't mean prizes for anyone who can name me all the relevant parts of them.
(Lambkin, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:25, More)

Also available in Cherry Valente flavour!
Encrusted with vitamins, iron, hops and dried jizz. Mmmmmmmgood!

(smokeyrodgers, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:23, More)

scissler

bigger?
(gwildo, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 13:58, More)

LADIES! Tired of needing seperate dildos and vaginal inspection instruments?

Then buy THE SPECULATOR!!

So, so sorry...
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 13:24, More)

for compo
and apple-oggies to the female b3tans...

hell, hell, hell, hell, hell-hell, glorious hell...
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 12:48, More)

Buddhist Monkey

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 11:53, More)

I'd buy one

(wallaby of folk-rock, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 11:43, More)

more rubbish for the compo...

(JcmS, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 11:39, More)

Run an efficient office
with the new copyloo.
Now your staff will never need to leave the office.

The engineers are currently working on a methane powered version to further increase efficiency.
(.o0o.Purple-Circle.o0o., Mon 29 Mar 2004, 11:31, More)

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