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illustrated spam

We want you to take the subject lines from your spam email and illustrate them in clever and amusing ways... much like this website here. Remember, it's lateral thinking we want, not porny pictures!

(Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:49)
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# Quick n Dirty
Done whilst eating a chicken baguette


(carlosthegerbil, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:28, More)
# Got a small pen1s? then we could help...

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:26, More)
# Spread the word!

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:21, More)
# Buy 6 books for 1p

(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:21, More)
# Meet Christian Singles

(plankton, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:12, More)
# ...

(G-Funk, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:09, More)
# DIET PILL GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LOSE 30 POUNDS!

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:03, More)
# Ok...I tried it:
arctophily bilge hygiology dosiology borasco beadsman ecology metallogeny auxology
"arctophily bilge hygiology dosiology borasco beadsman ecology metallogeny auxology!"

Coudn't get that 'dosiology' in it...isn't in my dictionary!

EDIT: Damn, just noticed the subject was much longer... "immunopathology acarology aerobiology scripophily sindonology bucentaur"

Didn't include those :(
(devilstick, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:57, More)
# I love these

(Harry, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:55, More)
# 3 STEPS TO A BETTER BUTT!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:53, More)
# Brilliant

You're impressed I know...
(sicone, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:47, More)
# mmm.. sacrelicious

(retrograde, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:41, More)
# Self explanatory compo pearoast - "Cut your household bills"

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:40, More)
# I don't know


Its basically shite, I'm sure there was an idea in there somewhere but the boss came along and made me do work, help me out bods...
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:39, More)
# Lower Your Mortgage Payments....

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:36, More)
# spam lite
quick and random...

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(Cal_Man101, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:28, More)
# replace your tiny maggot with a 12" dick

(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:13, More)
# Watch out! Hottest site on the net!

(sbeck, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:13, More)
# H0t Teens in your neighbourhood now!!!!

(klondyker, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:09, More)
# some people just have no trust....

(dew-genen-ny, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:09, More)
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