Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

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the inanimate sex challenge

The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.

(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
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# Blast form the Past

(conuil, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 16:19, More)
# phone
(self) sex


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 16:07, More)
# hankypanky

(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:59, More)
# Cafe Latte

(Fragger, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:56, More)
# Biker Scout was always dismayed by Gamorrean Guard's pechant for buggery.


I've often wondered if all the simulated Star Wars sex scenes on my HD would serve a purpose... Thanks, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:50, More)
# stuck for ideas

(cormee, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:42, More)
# Dirty little duckies

(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:40, More)
# Sex Box


Happy New Year!
Been away for a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:35, More)
# PARIS HILTON IN SEX ROMP SHOCK!


with the Eiffel Tower!
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:17, More)
# Shoot

(Fragger, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:09, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:47, More)
# R2's sensors were not the same after the Jabba incident
BAD R2

NAUGHTY RD

ON YOUR RUG


(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:47, More)
# he likes to watch...
the hot clock action.hot clock action
(the original woodsman, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:43, More)
# Mrs Vermeer was always popping out for a "sit-down" and a "read"

(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:41, More)
# Thats no sex toy....

(Nicksterrr, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:38, More)
# taken on my phone
the other day, so sorry about the poor quality

(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:34, More)
# One night you won't forget in a hurry...


(not strictly inanimate, but what the hell,
nobody else cares)
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:34, More)
# Feeling Fruity?

(evil_monkey, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:28, More)
# ..


/irony
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:26, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:16, More)
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