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New Japanese Products. The internet seems to rely on those wacky orientals coming up with something new each month, so we want you to invent fake Japanese products that the gullible will be sending each other for years to come. Immerse yourself in Japanese pop culture and post the results on the messageboard.

(Fri 11 Jul 2003, 10:21)
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# "Japanese Penis Enlarger [invented for gameshow use only]" (no wangs shown)


Okay, it's not as good as my pigeon plane. At all. Hell, even that wasn't that great. But it's all you're getting from me for now.
(Lupustheflyingdog, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 22:39, More)
# Hairballs eradicated!

Mrs. Slocombe would be first in the queue...
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 21:35, More)
# I don't know


But it works, and it's all the rage in Japan...

Edit: Oh yeah, text reads something like "is your city under constant attack from demons from hell?"
(Ecclesia, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 21:30, More)
# Go Dodgymon!!


More Japanese adventuring in the kid's product range.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 20:47, More)
# maily dail already wants to ban these

(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 19:24, More)
# Dokumente der Sprayer-Kultur in Japan
Thanks to some broken english translation from babelfish I was able to discern that German powernoise act OHRENSCHMERZ (which translates as Ear Pain) has just launched a fresh site with full details (mostly in German) about their abrasive activites.
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 19:17, More)
# "A marvel of military technology indeed."


INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE:
1) Send signal to controlling thingy
2) Wait for controlling thingy to remove restraining weight
3) Watch and laugh as your enemies get attacked by the mass of tubing
4) Clean out tubes and sell remains to orphanage
5) Replace mobile phone bait
(Lupustheflyingdog, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 18:56, More)
# Go Dodgymon!


The latest japanese adventure!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:39, More)
# My first post!!
Nohands knew that that fishing trip was going to end in disaster


(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 15:38, More)
# mmm guzle

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 14:37, More)
# COMIC MEN FOR YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 13:08, More)
# Japanese pork based product

(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 12:49, More)
# Oh, well then...
if it's repost time....

(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:51, More)
# Good Morning!


Bukake training kitu for shy retiringu Engrishu radies

repost for compo
(Smudger, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:47, More)
#

click now! for website sized fantastic special offer mr crazy engrish!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:38, More)
# Always party time with kitty

(phoenix, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 5:10, More)
# repost cause im a total trollsnarker

(The Hammer feels PIRATEY!!! YAR!, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 3:27, More)
# Keep fit shite for tokyo cats
My very first post (ahh, bless.)


(McGeorge, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 1:05, More)
# fkuc knows what it is - it's japanese!

(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 1:05, More)
# Jap rip off collectable tat...

Absolute ZERO hummus recorded during
the creation of this image.
Easy to believe, I know!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 0:38, More)
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