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How To Make Church Popular. No-one goes to church anymore - audiences are dwindling, and the kids are off happy-slapping pensioners or playing Grand Theft Auto. How would you sell the Church today?

(Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:04)
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# So that's where He is...


Whilst being educated by chick.com that I hadn't accepted Jesus Christ as my own Lord and personal savior, I thought I recognised someone's arm in this story - www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0003/0003_01.asp - and then I found the above source image!!!
(RiverChelt, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:04, More)
# Anyone fancy a spot of bell ringing?
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(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 20:08, More)
# oh right
well done.

(widgysoft, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 19:52, More)
# Apologies if it's as new as an old potato

(Murray_H, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 19:37, More)
# i pity the fool who don't go to church

(tenquid, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 19:34, More)
# Cradle?
No way. That's Immortal!!!! Been around FAR longer. Sound? Metal with "pissed off Popeye vocals".
(caioneach, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:42, More)
# Modernize!
Change format, include videos!


(caioneach, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:18, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:55, More)
# Have a really old pearoast for compo...

(AdrianJ, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:08, More)
# Hidden in 5 ordinary bibles across the globe....

(Jorn, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:03, More)
# The Catholic Church gets down wiv da kids (again)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 16:51, More)
# Hull awaits me.
This could be really effective in the Bible Belt for so many reasons.



EDIT: If this was actually true, I'd have single-handedly (ahem) wiped out (ahem) al quaeda myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 16 Sep 2005, 16:48, More)
# well i always thought god was a paedophile



click for bigger
paintmashes from me are getting worse - sorry
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 16:31, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 16:07, More)
# i feel strangely drawn ...



(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 15:58, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 15:43, More)
# HOUSE...............
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of God
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 15:18, More)
# They need a faith-based sitcom,
That would do it..

Why do only popes and horses work? Na-na-na-naa-na, na-na-na-naa-na...

Also many thanks to whoever drew the lully original pic, I am an awful b3tan and forgot your name temporarily...


EDIT: GMoS - Thank you for the original line drawing!

/ninja
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:40, More)
# Hull?

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:20, More)
# It's your call....

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 14:16, More)
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