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How To Make Church Popular. No-one goes to church anymore - audiences are dwindling, and the kids are off happy-slapping pensioners or playing Grand Theft Auto. How would you sell the Church today?

(Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:04)
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(I helped save b3ta! Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:07, More)
# If everyone could just turn on their mobiles for teh next hymn....

"All things bright and ring-a-ding-a-ding!"



Apologies for everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:01, More)
# Word up, yo! Popemaster Benedikt iz down wid da kidz!

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:56, More)
# they should teach kids religon through the power of cats
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Repost for compo
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:48, More)
# .

(captain barnacle, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:48, More)
# What the Church needs...
The + Factor

...is more reality TV shows.
Vote for your favourite sermon by texting 5318008.

(apologies for crapness, just wanted to be the first to make the joke. Maybe I'll make it funny later.)
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:47, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:45, More)
# Personal Appearances
If one of those lazy bastards in the holy trinity actually turned up...

EVERYBODY would go to church
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:45, More)
# i'd go!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:41, More)
# Just 50p a go!

Try and learn all the ways you can kill your Saviour!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:40, More)
# Conmsidering all we had to do was sell the church...
I think I managed fine.

(Even if it is actually a cathedral. Damn! I never get it quite right *rolls eyes*)
(chinesechipmunk, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:40, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:37, More)
# bless you all my children :)


[my website]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:37, More)
# mmmm

(I helped save b3ta! DeKay There's jam in the bath!, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:32, More)
# none of the choir boys would complain about being inappropriately touched if the vicars looked like this


(How To Make Church Poular?)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:28, More)
# ..


that is all
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:27, More)
# Give it a 'Boy meets Nun' angle...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:26, More)
# This sad attempt will have to do till I gets me proggy's all back.....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:25, More)
# Ah, ace
aceA chance to stick up this thing kicking about my hard drive.

(TheCastrator, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:24, More)
# seamless

(I helped save b3ta! Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 20:24, More)
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