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misheard lyrics

Mishearing lyrics for comedy effect is one of the foundations upon which B3ta was built. Let's go old-school, stick cotton wool in our ears and listen to all our favourite songs again.

(Fri 1 Oct 2004, 10:14)
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# Apols if done

(Kammy, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:35, More)
# Getcha, getcha, getcha...


OK so only those of us in the IT biz might find this remotely funny.
(netsmithUK, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:34, More)
# Yes.
Jeff Green I think.

It's not like everybody else isn't going to be stealing from kissthisguy.com
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:30, More)
# please re-grease me let me go........ four eyes don't love you anymore
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(Sigma5, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:26, More)
# ...put your hands all over my body"

(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:23, More)
# Out on a wild and windy moor, we roll and fall in brie. You had a temper, like my jealous eel, too hot, too greasy..



Kate Bush is probably turning in her grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:23, More)
# Actually the correct lyric
shut it diddy - i don't wanna know - You Cunt!


(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:16, More)
# Abba - Dancing Queen


Hmmm that really turns me on

Answer: Your adhesive turns him on

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:15, More)
# Gordon's alive???

(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:14, More)
# After my ACDC work was ignored
I am a bit hesitant to post another one.
Ah feckit. Worth a shot :P


(shortschairleaflet, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:12, More)
# I likey!
I shall repost this then :)


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:09, More)
# Another....

"I Have A One Inch Head"
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:08, More)
# One from the archives...
...when we were trying to pimp this challenge a while back:

If you get this I'll eat my pants!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:06, More)
# Go MJ

(wiganer, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:06, More)
# Misheard lyrics #152
Jilly Bean is not my lover...


(Fo_NuN, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:05, More)
# Ugly Old Bird ..
...preparing a light snack for The King:



(noodledoodle really shouldn't share his humour, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:05, More)
# look out...

(Raymonkey, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:03, More)
# Adamant that was the lyric

(CerberusDog woof, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:02, More)
# forgive me

(don't tell him Pike!!, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 13:02, More)
# For the Compo...

(bigkyri, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 12:58, More)
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