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one million years bc

One Million Years BC What with all the running around in furs and grunting at each other it appears that people didn't have time to document their lives in mindnumbing detail back in prehistoric times. Christ, they didn't even have blogs! So, using the power of photoshop and your sordid imaginations, show us what life was like back then on the messageboard.

(Fri 7 May 2004, 10:41)
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# back when things were simpler


Click here for the full version
(Halfcircle, Tue 11 May 2004, 12:56, More)
# Gods
first attempt at getting the 10 commandments followed didnt work out as well as was planned due to a oversight in the lack of reading ability of its followers...

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 11 May 2004, 11:37, More)
# .


Woo, twas my B3ta Birthday on Saturday,
but I was away, have a belated celebration
post Hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 11 May 2004, 10:45, More)
# made of stone

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 May 2004, 10:28, More)
# ...

(Desktop J, Tue 11 May 2004, 1:38, More)
# ..
My Brand New Animation - The Outrage Family

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 11 May 2004, 1:37, More)
# Guess I may as well

(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Mon 10 May 2004, 23:34, More)
# New improved interior

(Smudger, Mon 10 May 2004, 23:31, More)
# Scientists discover primitive drawings just outside Edinburgh


All attempts at deciphering have failed.

Thag: How all?
Crunk: Me get new chizel
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 10 May 2004, 23:25, More)
# What Neandertals did...

(AdrianJ, Mon 10 May 2004, 22:18, More)
# the first cray super computers


(Eccles, Mon 10 May 2004, 22:00, More)
# Live in Concert, The Rolling Stones!

(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Mon 10 May 2004, 21:44, More)
# 1,000,000 BC
January 1st
On this day the lion invented the lemon. This moment was captured in the picture below when an eager ferret with a 2,000 megapixel camera was close by.
Jubilation followed, and every January 1st humans celebrate the lions creation on National Lemon-Lion Day



Long live the lemon!

edit: meh, i don't know what i'm on about either
edit edit: i blame the government
edit edit edit: and you sunshine elephant... DON'T THINK I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING BACK THERE
edit edit edit edit: don't give me the evils, sunshine
edit edit edit edit edit: maybe i should just delete this post?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 10 May 2004, 21:36, More)
# wait for it....

im sorry
(Morphindel, Mon 10 May 2004, 20:41, More)
# more dinosaur rubbish...

(JcmS, Mon 10 May 2004, 20:34, More)
# Stone age man used to play God.

(I helped save b3ta! Bagpuss, Mon 10 May 2004, 20:26, More)
# Nick Cave Man

Quick and nasty
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 10 May 2004, 20:10, More)
# Oh yeah!

(smokeyrodgers, Mon 10 May 2004, 20:08, More)
# The truth why dino's are all dead n stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Moo, Mon 10 May 2004, 20:06, More)
#

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 10 May 2004, 20:01, More)
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