awa ya aw go un fuckkin dee
( SolidGoldChimp, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 17:38, More)

A-ha!


Do you see? It's Charlotte Churchs in a .... oh, fuckpigs, I haven't really thought this through have I....
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 17:19, More)

Nasty Pasty (surprised it hasnt been done already)

actually im not that surprised cos its shit
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 17:07, More)

Ahem ahem
A cunt smoking a blunt
took a runt to the shunt
and made a stunt


(Bertie, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 17:06, More)

+6666666666666666663 (cat stepped on the keyboard)

there was a surreal feel to that stange wheel
(nonsense, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:51, More)

Sorry


A fabulously bejewelled hog,
standing in a vermilion bog,
watching a frog, which is climbing a log,
overseen by a dog with a clog.
(None of which are visible, thanks to the fog)
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:46, More)

a turquoise tortoise

(nigger kid, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:36, More)

Here goes


This is Matt, hes a croat with a hat and a map of monserat shouting twat at postman pat and his black and white cat trying to splat a fat rat with a basball bat
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:03, More)

Unfortunately not my own rhyme...


The night was getting colder
As he trudged through the snow and sleet
His nose was long and red and cold
And his shoes were full of feet
(Dr Frank, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 15:52, More)

ahem

(sid_sonar, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 15:31, More)

this doesn't deserve it's own threead

(1, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 15:21, More)

( magnum, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 15:18, More)

nuts

( johnsto, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 15:14, More)

i think a collaboration would have improved both films

( spacefish bong!, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 15:05, More)

*Appalling punnage warning*

( Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 14:56, More)

woody
Woody and Woody
And a chav in a hoody,
Watching Woody
Somewhere woody.


( Three Dog Man, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 14:34, More)

Pearoast for compo


Richard Briers,
And Stephen Byers,
Some fat fryers*,
Two well known liars,
Hanging from pliars,
Attached to wires,
Outside Robert Dyas.

*incl one fat friar.
(Tom Hedonist, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 13:49, More)

A Star Spangled Parade of Spanging Spades!

( MadMike, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 13:39, More)

Black & White.



/Ving Rhames with Bing [Crosby]
(Krowten, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 13:33, More)

Tony Hart dressed as Bart next to Morph in a Smart with a copy of Exchange & Mart.

(Carlos the Badger, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 13:29, More)