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the worst christmas ever

The worst Xmas presents ever. Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, and Santa's a fat old c*nt who invariably gets it completely wrong. Let us know what it is that you don't want to receive this year.

(Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:23)
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# "Dear Santa, for Christmas I would like ..."

(eitd, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 6:47, More)
# My grandmother said she'd put a tenner in my Christmas card

(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:31, More)
# revenge of the motorway signs... part 2

(I helped save b3ta! Biscuitzs -.. . -- ----- ...- -.- --. -.-, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:07, More)
# not another former eastern block abused teenager, my cesspit's nearly full

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:51, More)
# sorry - had to be done



(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:38, More)
# Huzzah! The holidays are ruined!
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(zerodin has magical powers., Mon 12 Dec 2005, 23:56, More)
# Argh!

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 20:47, More)
# no! don't want anymore of these this xmas!

(spunkbubble, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 6:16, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 15:52, More)
# Global warming


(its supose to be summer here in Perth Western Australia its raining outside now)
(<GuS>, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 10:13, More)
# I'm afraid you're all screwed.
My puppy just killed santa.
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I went outside and saw this gruesome sight.

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Look at this ruthless killer!

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I tried to get it away from him, but he put up
quite a fight, so i let him keep his grisly little trophy.

much apologies to all.


oh, and does anyone know how to convert a quicktime movie into gif form?
okaythankyoubuhbye.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:38, More)
# might as well do it first...

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:13, More)
# What a prick



With love to The robotic love wand badger that belongs to Stephen Hawking
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:17, More)
# Ho Ho Ho Merry bleurgh!
I'm yellow but cleverer than before

(mountfoc, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 14:59, More)
# A late entry...

(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 16:55, More)
# 'Tis the season!
Here be a magic happy christmas tale of love for you all!

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(Garwik The Nobby Nob Hat, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 1:04, More)
# quick and easy
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(blue_monkey_cheese, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 22:20, More)
# Hello Board
Quick and dirty. But had to be done.
OH NO BRIAN
OH NO BRIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 1:05, More)
# no apologies for theological innaccuracy.

(robotrobotROBOT, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:27, More)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 1:53, More)
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