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What is the worst job in the world. Eating poo for pennies? Download the template, be stunningly creative and submit to the board.
(Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:53)
Possibly rewarding, but mostly frightening
Press me hard
I can almost see this conversation...
"please tattoo a scorpion for me?"
"no problem, where?"
"....welllll"
*whipping out the junk*
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 8:18, More)
Easy everything?
My son used work for an airline...now he's a heroin addict and lives in a doorway in The Strand:
"Good morning, EasyJet, how can I help you?"
"Hello, is that EasyJet?"
"Yes it is. How can I help?"
"Oh, I want to fly to Rome, on Friday, but I can't seem to be able to book it on the Net."
"I'm afraid EasyJet don't have a route to Rome, Sir."
"But I always use EasyJet."
"That's nice to hear Sir, but we don't fly to Rome unfortunately."
"Well how am I going to get to Rome? Several airlines have routes to Rome"
"I think you might have to try another airline, Sir."
"I think EasyJet need to decide whether they want my custom or not."
"We do want your custom Sir, and we love having you as a customer, but we don't fly to Rome."
"Okay, I want to speak to your supervisor."
"I'll transfer you Sir, but she will tell you the same thing. We don't fly to Rome."
"You are the most unhelpful person I have ever spoken to in my life. Are you being deliberately difficult, or are you just a fucking moron...."
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 6:12, More)
Viatel Inc.
I just remembered they went bust last year so I can slag them off :-unlike European boxes these had 6 foot plus partitions on 3 sides; no chatting with your colleagues. They used to hold up notes on sticks to pass messages to each other - it was so Vic & Bob but scary as real...
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 2:03, More)
Meanwhile in the midweast...
I went to the H.Q. of an American Telecoms Co. in Omaha (back in '96 the official call centre city of USA) , Nebraska to recieve training in their evil american ways & the cubicles all the ordinary staff (500+)was about 2 foot square ! Just like Dilbert, I may be have been nieve but I've seen Veal in better working conditions !
The IT staff thought they had had it easy 'cos they lived in the server room (noise, flickering lights but slightly more space) they couldn't beleive that in Europe we tend to put servers in the basement and control them remotely !
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:55, More)
Worst job in the world?
Working in a cubefarm call centre
I did it for a year... I still drink heavily and hate everyone as a consequence.
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helmetcream, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:29, More)
alternative banner ads
sorry about the punchline, i'm half asleep
could pass as an entry for 'worst job in the world'
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:58, More)
Worst job in the world?
Making TV Programs with that camp twat off Airport.
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Craymen, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:27, More)
The worst job in the world for me
is anything to do with customers. The bastards make my head hurt.
( macca, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 15:06, More)
WORLD'S WORST JOB?
http://www.btinternet.com/~almv/shit.jpg
doctored for your viewing pleasure
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:43, More)
Worst Job In The World.........
Wear A Bunny Suit And Look Like A Fool
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:32, More)
I don't know. My job can be very entertaining sometimes.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:14, More)
What is the worst job in the world? (This challenge is now closed)What is the worst job in the world. Eating poo for pennies? Download the template, be stunningly creative and submit to the board.
(Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:53)
Possibly rewarding, but mostly frightening
Press me hard
I can almost see this conversation...
"please tattoo a scorpion for me?"
"no problem, where?"
"....welllll"
*whipping out the junk*
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 8:18, More)
Easy everything?
My son used work for an airline...now he's a heroin addict and lives in a doorway in The Strand:
"Good morning, EasyJet, how can I help you?"
"Hello, is that EasyJet?"
"Yes it is. How can I help?"
"Oh, I want to fly to Rome, on Friday, but I can't seem to be able to book it on the Net."
"I'm afraid EasyJet don't have a route to Rome, Sir."
"But I always use EasyJet."
"That's nice to hear Sir, but we don't fly to Rome unfortunately."
"Well how am I going to get to Rome? Several airlines have routes to Rome"
"I think you might have to try another airline, Sir."
"I think EasyJet need to decide whether they want my custom or not."
"We do want your custom Sir, and we love having you as a customer, but we don't fly to Rome."
"Okay, I want to speak to your supervisor."
"I'll transfer you Sir, but she will tell you the same thing. We don't fly to Rome."
"You are the most unhelpful person I have ever spoken to in my life. Are you being deliberately difficult, or are you just a fucking moron...."
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 6:12, More)
Viatel Inc.
I just remembered they went bust last year so I can slag them off :-unlike European boxes these had 6 foot plus partitions on 3 sides; no chatting with your colleagues. They used to hold up notes on sticks to pass messages to each other - it was so Vic & Bob but scary as real...
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 2:03, More)
Meanwhile in the midweast...
I went to the H.Q. of an American Telecoms Co. in Omaha (back in '96 the official call centre city of USA) , Nebraska to recieve training in their evil american ways & the cubicles all the ordinary staff (500+)was about 2 foot square ! Just like Dilbert, I may be have been nieve but I've seen Veal in better working conditions !
The IT staff thought they had had it easy 'cos they lived in the server room (noise, flickering lights but slightly more space) they couldn't beleive that in Europe we tend to put servers in the basement and control them remotely !
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:55, More)
Worst job in the world?
Working in a cubefarm call centre
I did it for a year... I still drink heavily and hate everyone as a consequence.
(
helmetcream, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:29, More)
alternative banner ads
sorry about the punchline, i'm half asleep
could pass as an entry for 'worst job in the world'
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:58, More)
Worst job in the world?
Making TV Programs with that camp twat off Airport.
(
Craymen, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:27, More)
The worst job in the world for me
is anything to do with customers. The bastards make my head hurt.
(
macca, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 15:06, More)
WORLD'S WORST JOB?
http://www.btinternet.com/~almv/shit.jpg
doctored for your viewing pleasure
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:43, More)
Worst Job In The World.........
Wear A Bunny Suit And Look Like A Fool
(, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:32, More)
I don't know. My job can be very entertaining sometimes.
(
Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 13:14, More)
BTW: Pep, do you want to fix the template and get rid of my shoddy version?
