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What is the worst job in the world. Eating poo for pennies? Download the template, be stunningly creative and submit to the board.
(Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:53)
The Worst Job
Would have to be Beadles manicurist.
And a big 'ACE' to me for getting two beadle posts in.
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armitage shanks, Wed 1 May 2002, 22:24, More)
Jerremy PacMan
Learning how to use the GIMP for animated gifs. I like it.
( priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 1 May 2002, 21:14, More)
OK so its not that funny, but...
its my first creation, woohoo!
Sheng-ji, Wed 1 May 2002, 18:05, More)
oh me god!
you know I think I'm retarded cos I can never do vem pictures like vat!
(, Wed 1 May 2002, 10:20, More)
Crappy Job
I would say wearing a Mr. Happy Ball costume to amuse soccer-loving South Korean children would suck. You would also be a little accident prone wearing roller blades and that thing over your head.
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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Mon 29 Apr 2002, 23:28, More)
arb3ta macht earsocks
In a state of the art industrial complex near manila, happy child slaves laugh and sing as they sew high quality earsocks from the faces of kittens
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Spoon, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 17:31, More)
bad job
testing the 'house of cards' building potential of well know playing card brands, on Oxford street on saturday afternoons, while standing on a tray balanced on 12 ball bearings.
now where's me coat
( bazman, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 16:23, More)
worst job in the world? mine!
ok, not really. It's a totally great, cushy, high-paying job in which I am loved and respected by all and allowed to do whatever the hell I want whenever the hell I want. but since I quit now and will be a free man in a month, I have to keep telling myself I did the right thing. looking really, really bored all the time helps.
( zog why change it now?, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 14:36, More)
I used to
pull staples out of paper and, where necessary, straighten corners for a living.
( Jay, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 13:07, More)
Night rider ladder slider
http://www.cheeseroom.com/b3ta/ladder.jpg
Its not even funny anymore.:{
(, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 12:21, More)
Worst job in the world.
Trying to market Korean snack food to the Western fans that are coming over.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:23, More)
i'll repost this in the morning,
my entry for the worst job in the world: The poor little chihauhau that lives in my monitor painting the pixels really fast. Here he can be seen (slowed a million times obviously) refreshing the B3ta page. Poor little mite.
clicky-wickety-woo for a bigger version. oh yes, and he has to do it with a syringe.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:58, More)
Possibly rewarding, but mostly frightening
Press me hard
I can almost see this conversation...
"please tattoo a scorpion for me?"
"no problem, where?"
"....welllll"
*whipping out the junk*
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 8:18, More)
Easy everything?
My son used work for an airline...now he's a heroin addict and lives in a doorway in The Strand:
"Good morning, EasyJet, how can I help you?"
"Hello, is that EasyJet?"
"Yes it is. How can I help?"
"Oh, I want to fly to Rome, on Friday, but I can't seem to be able to book it on the Net."
"I'm afraid EasyJet don't have a route to Rome, Sir."
"But I always use EasyJet."
"That's nice to hear Sir, but we don't fly to Rome unfortunately."
"Well how am I going to get to Rome? Several airlines have routes to Rome"
"I think you might have to try another airline, Sir."
"I think EasyJet need to decide whether they want my custom or not."
"We do want your custom Sir, and we love having you as a customer, but we don't fly to Rome."
"Okay, I want to speak to your supervisor."
"I'll transfer you Sir, but she will tell you the same thing. We don't fly to Rome."
"You are the most unhelpful person I have ever spoken to in my life. Are you being deliberately difficult, or are you just a fucking moron...."
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 6:12, More)
Viatel Inc.
I just remembered they went bust last year so I can slag them off :-unlike European boxes these had 6 foot plus partitions on 3 sides; no chatting with your colleagues. They used to hold up notes on sticks to pass messages to each other - it was so Vic & Bob but scary as real...
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 2:03, More)
What is the worst job in the world? (This challenge is now closed)What is the worst job in the world. Eating poo for pennies? Download the template, be stunningly creative and submit to the board.
(Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:53)
The Worst Job
Would have to be Beadles manicurist.
And a big 'ACE' to me for getting two beadle posts in.
(
armitage shanks, Wed 1 May 2002, 22:24, More)
Jerremy PacMan
Learning how to use the GIMP for animated gifs. I like it.
(
priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 1 May 2002, 21:14, More)
OK so its not that funny, but...
its my first creation, woohoo!
Sheng-ji, Wed 1 May 2002, 18:05, More)
oh me god!
you know I think I'm retarded cos I can never do vem pictures like vat!
(, Wed 1 May 2002, 10:20, More)
Crappy Job
I would say wearing a Mr. Happy Ball costume to amuse soccer-loving South Korean children would suck. You would also be a little accident prone wearing roller blades and that thing over your head.
(
WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Mon 29 Apr 2002, 23:28, More)
arb3ta macht earsocks
In a state of the art industrial complex near manila, happy child slaves laugh and sing as they sew high quality earsocks from the faces of kittens
(
Spoon, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 17:31, More)
bad job
testing the 'house of cards' building potential of well know playing card brands, on Oxford street on saturday afternoons, while standing on a tray balanced on 12 ball bearings.
now where's me coat
(
bazman, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 16:23, More)
worst job in the world? mine!
ok, not really. It's a totally great, cushy, high-paying job in which I am loved and respected by all and allowed to do whatever the hell I want whenever the hell I want. but since I quit now and will be a free man in a month, I have to keep telling myself I did the right thing. looking really, really bored all the time helps.
(
zog why change it now?, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 14:36, More)
I used to
pull staples out of paper and, where necessary, straighten corners for a living.
(
Jay, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 13:07, More)
Night rider ladder slider
http://www.cheeseroom.com/b3ta/ladder.jpg
Its not even funny anymore.:{
(, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 12:21, More)
Worst job in the world.
Trying to market Korean snack food to the Western fans that are coming over.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:23, More)
i'll repost this in the morning,
my entry for the worst job in the world: The poor little chihauhau that lives in my monitor painting the pixels really fast. Here he can be seen (slowed a million times obviously) refreshing the B3ta page. Poor little mite.
clicky-wickety-woo for a bigger version. oh yes, and he has to do it with a syringe.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:58, More)
Possibly rewarding, but mostly frightening
Press me hard
I can almost see this conversation...
"please tattoo a scorpion for me?"
"no problem, where?"
"....welllll"
*whipping out the junk*
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 8:18, More)
Easy everything?
My son used work for an airline...now he's a heroin addict and lives in a doorway in The Strand:
"Good morning, EasyJet, how can I help you?"
"Hello, is that EasyJet?"
"Yes it is. How can I help?"
"Oh, I want to fly to Rome, on Friday, but I can't seem to be able to book it on the Net."
"I'm afraid EasyJet don't have a route to Rome, Sir."
"But I always use EasyJet."
"That's nice to hear Sir, but we don't fly to Rome unfortunately."
"Well how am I going to get to Rome? Several airlines have routes to Rome"
"I think you might have to try another airline, Sir."
"I think EasyJet need to decide whether they want my custom or not."
"We do want your custom Sir, and we love having you as a customer, but we don't fly to Rome."
"Okay, I want to speak to your supervisor."
"I'll transfer you Sir, but she will tell you the same thing. We don't fly to Rome."
"You are the most unhelpful person I have ever spoken to in my life. Are you being deliberately difficult, or are you just a fucking moron...."
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 6:12, More)
Viatel Inc.
I just remembered they went bust last year so I can slag them off :-unlike European boxes these had 6 foot plus partitions on 3 sides; no chatting with your colleagues. They used to hold up notes on sticks to pass messages to each other - it was so Vic & Bob but scary as real...
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 2:03, More)