Pathos
Man breaks into house to leave sauce message. Lack of imagination here, not trying hard enough.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Mon 18 May 2015, 18:11,
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"On May 9 Roberts and his girlfriend had been out drinking in Prestatyn and when she left to go to a party with friends he went to her house.
He was angry when he found she wasn’t at home."
That makes no sense. Also the fact she had a restraining order yet she was out drinking with him? Is the article just badly written? None of it makes sense.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 May 2015, 19:02,
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Yeah I know
He could have at least underlined it in tomato sauce. With the rise of the squirty bottle a whole palette of mayo, guacamole, mustard, BBQ and other colours are available. Poor effort 2/10
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Mon 18 May 2015, 20:13,
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brown sauce
the choice of the professional.
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg, Mon 18 May 2015, 19:10,
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Obviously wasn't Dom, no way would he waste such a fine condiment on some fucking bitch.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 18 May 2015, 19:11,
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At least he used ...
a CONDOMent.
(------, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:10,
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She was the sauce of his problems.
So he tried to spice up their relationship.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Mon 18 May 2015, 20:21,
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You relish these prawns
(Solomio, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:26,
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I frequently mongle my worms.
I'll bet the atmosphere was pretty chilli between them.