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This is a link post Ten Shit Jokes About Food I made this!
Nobody watches these but I like doing them so will continue to do so. Convoluted puns about mainly quite poncey foods. Shot in London and Spain. Includes shirtlessness.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I watch and enjoy
and despair at the state of your shit beard
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's pretty woeful.
A few years ago it was glorious, and I looked like a young Tormund Giantsbane, but I started picking at it and properly fucked it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post cut your losses
shave the pubey bastard
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the weakest jawline ever
and my wife has never seen me clean-shaven. I think this is just what I look like.
 (I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post buy one of those Tam O'Shanter hats with the ginger hair around the edge
then you can cut a bit of the hair off and patch the middle bit of your beard.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post weak jawline?
you obviously haven't met cr3 :D
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You found your quiche.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god not another bun thread

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Pun threads is what keeps links alive.
Otherwise every post would just have a few replies and that shallot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post must've been a costly production
with all them locations.
you don't really own a tractor, I presume. I bet you wish you did.
is that a Pilsner Urquell-glas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It is, yeah.
It was a stinkingly expensive pint. £5.80 or something hideous like that. I was fucking livid. And the tractor is my father-in-law's.
 (I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm too stupid to convert that into continental currency but wow.
how do people in England get drunk with those prices? no wonder for Brexit
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They caught me unaware and desperately thirsty
and I didn't know what it cost until it was poured. And then I was too polite to complain. Even in London, that's fairly unusually expensive. I think that would be about 7 Euros?
 (I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post No,
He is an ex-tractor fan.
 (TSL, Tue 5 Sep 2017, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Face like a Yeti's vagina.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2017, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep the beard if you must...
... but buy a decent microphone.
 (themarginwalker, Tue 5 Sep 2017, 9:00, Reply)