Microphone sensor and machine learning can classify excretion events, identify cholera or other bowel diseases,
"Different events produce different features in the audio and the spectrogram. For example, urination creates a consistent tone, while defecation may have a singular tone. In contrast, diarrhea is more random."
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 7:30,
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Only a matter of time before bog roll marketers spam people when they take a dump.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:32,
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A toilet Alexa might listen, suggest eating more fibre, order 10 kg of lentils
and play brown notes off Spootify
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 10:01,
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As a vegetarian who eats pulses, toilet Alexa might get PTSD.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Dec 2022, 17:31,
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