A nice concept
But even loose women dont like me. I'm good fucking mates with the ol' booze and drugs though. Yummy self-destructive drugs. They'll always be there. Just around the corner and on the end of the phone. Unlike those women. If women were like drug-dealers this world would be so much happier. Y'know, appart from the times when you owe them money and they're all, "where's my money?" and you're all "do I owe you money? I was a bit pissed last time we met and I'm pretty sure I had no money so I got stoned instead. Oooooh. That makes sense. Yeah I still have no money. Will a handjob do?"
And that, my friends, is how you know who your friends are. Friends would take a hand.
Edit: Your average drug-dealer wont. Which is a shame in my book.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:06, Reply)