Rap Challenge
I made this!
It's always been my dream to be an offensive rapper, but I have neither the voice nor face for it. I'm sure there's plenty of you out there with offensive faces or voices, so here is what I say, I challenge you to turn my simple poem into a christmas number one by recording it or making a music video.
It's NSFW if you're not allowed to read swearwords.
If you are comfortable with saying the following words out loud then this could be your calling:
"I got a dick for pissing
A dick for kissing
And when the time’s right I got a dick for fishing
If you don’t wanna see them then that’s your decision
But you bitches better know what you be missing"
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:58, Reply)
This made me laugh too much.
I’ve got an OCD
One Curly Dick
It’s like a curly wurly but ten times as thick
It don’t taste like chocolate
It don’t taste like salt
Tastes like a ten year old whiskey
Single Malt.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:07, Reply)