Charming anecdotes to warm your Saturday morning.
for example:
'Once got completely monged on Guinness and vodka, don't remember a thing after leaving the pub. Woke up next morning, on my mates parents living room floor with ma breeks full of sh*te. Went to bog and got cleaned up but came back to the living room and there was a sh*t stained patch on the carpet where I had been lying unconscious.'
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:58, Reply)