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This is a normal post I feel paradoxically sad
I should unanimously love this. I'm a sucker for cute furry animals and am genuinely moved by breasts. Unfortunately, the sight of so many gloriously full, alluring but ultimately completely unattainable cleavages fills me with sadness and regret. It serves only as a cruel reminder that I will never, ever physically experience the wonder of breasts like those which only confirms my status of shy loser. My place in the social dynamic is never to be that of, "shagger of lovely ladies." sigh. Next time, create a montage of terrible breasts. I'm so easily aroused that it will still cheer me up without the accompanying feelings of terrible jealousy, resentment and regret. Please don't take this as criticism, only tongue in cheek 'comment'.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 21:00, , Reply)