No shit...
I'm actually going out with the Queen of Kilda. Not actually a lie, she like properly is.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Lies!
"A curious custom prevails of electing the most beautiful spinster on the island Queen of St Kilda. She can, however, only fill this exalted functionless office so long as she remains single."
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:17,
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