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This is a normal post I was absolutely fucking terrified when I did my mate's.
Especially as I followed the father of the bride's speech, and he's a real manly man, and I'm a long haired effeminate fop. However, he blubbed like a girl, and I held it together, and my speech went down really well.

I mainly spent it implying the groom was a homosexual, and his new wife was his 'beard'. Seemed to work well. YMMV.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)