Ukulele Kris - Lonely Valentine
I made this!
So tomorrow is the day where all the smug, loved up cunts parade their affection in front of all the singletons, and all the singletons post Facebook and Twitter updates about how they're drinking a litre of vodka, and sitting on the edge of a pier, considering jumping into the murky depths for the sweet release of death.
This is an antidote to both of those types of annoying wankers (although I've been both at various times) and brings about a new kind of wankery.
There's one swear in it towards the end. So mostly safe for work
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:38, Share, Reply)