Widnes vs Warrington
At Wilderspool stadium in Warrington.

I must have been...7 or 8 I can't rightly remeber. I used to play a lot of Rugby League for various Widnes teams and Cheshire and at one time Great Britain. But I digress.

There was always and still is quite a severe rivalry between Widnes and Wanky wanker wanky Warrington. This match had hardly started probably a2 or 3 minutes into the game when if course it all kicks off. Fights on the pitch, fights in the stadium. I can just see a sea of legs and men rolling around on the floor. When my dad grabs me and pitches me over the over the counter to the pie and tea shop, down comes the shutter and the nice young lady behind there supplies me with a hot pie and some chocolate. The noises coming from the other side of the shutter were inhuman.

Eventually there is a knock on the shutter. All seems calm. There's my dad, minus a couple of teeth big stupid grin on his face telling me it's time to leave.

Ah those were the days.
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