Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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Well, if we're talking of bodily functions...I once managed to fart, sneeze, hiccup, cough and belch simultaneously. It wasn't intentional, it just happened, and I was a shattered wreck afterwards - slumped in a corner, moaning gently.
Go on, try to simulate it. Even faking it is surprisingly intense.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 12:32, Reply)
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