Parents"They fuck you up, your mum and dad" said Philip Larkin. Did he have a point? Perhaps yours are merely horrendously embarrassing? Or are you yourself that embarrassing or terrible parent? No tedious McCannery or nonce strikethroughs please, ffs.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:43)
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So your story is "my parents were too fucking thick and lazy to train an easily trained dog to not be shit"?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:44,
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The dog was quite obedient...... except whenever food was involved. Late one night Ma took the dog for a walk and asked me if I wanted to walk too, I said yes and absent mindedly popped a few chocolate biscuits in a coat pocket for a snack later on. So off we walked along a dark lane when suddenly there was a loud scream. I madly looked around, thinking that someone nearby had been killed, after a slight interval Ma asked if I had bought any food with me and so I replied in the affirmative.
Ah well, that was the answer and it was my fault. You see, the Dog could tell I had food in the depths of a coat pocket and kept trying to get closer until it walked across Ma's path and she trod on its paw. When it came to food the 'effing thing was crazed.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 18:46, closed)
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