Parents"They fuck you up, your mum and dad" said Philip Larkin. Did he have a point? Perhaps yours are merely horrendously embarrassing? Or are you yourself that embarrassing or terrible parent? No tedious McCannery or nonce strikethroughs please, ffs.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:43)
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Unless you've been living a a fucking cave I know you know what sex is. I'm sure you'll come up with "but my mother has alzheimer's..." but you're talking shit or you're very naïve.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 19:00, 1 reply)
What on earth are you on about now? My mum died of a heart attack. She once naively mistook the sounds of next door's sexual shenanigans as a baby crying. No need to piss your pants about it M8.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 10:04, closed)
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