ParsimonyHullo tapirs, guffs Richard McBeef off the internet. One of my brother's friends once cycled from one side of London to the other to get some free lightbulbs from a condemned building, a 6-hour round trip. Tell us about the meanest, stingiest penny-pinching you've witnessed.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2016, 9:58)
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An old landlordWas really miffed that we weren't getting a landline installed and he'd have to call us on our mobiles if he wanted to get hold of us, because it would cost him more to call a mobile.
He'd just turned up to take our deposit for the flat in his BMW, and had been telling us about how his property empire now extended to 20 properties in North London.
Cunt.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2016, 14:23, Reply)
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