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This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses

"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.

"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.

"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"

"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.

Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*

That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""

(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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A straight mate of mine at uni was asked if he would suck a dick for £1 million
He replied "bloody hell, for that amount of money I'd suck a million dicks"

He's now a Doctor.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 8:14, 6 replies)
i literally Lolled at this.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 11:20, closed)
Did you give him a quid?

(, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 11:57, closed)
Monthly direct debit of £2 sorts me right out

(, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 16:21, closed)
I hope he's better at Medicine
than he is at economics.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 20:17, closed)
Yeah, but he's also a millionaire.
With a bad case of spunk-breath.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 8:10, closed)

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