When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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evil little bastardsbees. every bloody year i get attacked by bees and their more shitty wasp cousins.
the worst of these summer insect-wars took place many years ago... having just started at a new school in cambridge, i was keen to impress my new found freinds. so one fine afternoon in the first week, i found myself invited to join in a game of football, whereupon my less than amazing skills became apprent. then, disaster struck. i felt something on the back of my neck, and just went to scratch it, only to then be hit by a blinding pain on my back - then another, and another, and another. the wasp in question managed to sting me seven times before i dropped to my kness screaming and ripped my shirt open, much to the amusement of my new chums.
needless to say, i certainly made a lasting impression.
later that week i got stung again on the sole of my foot in my garden by a bee. a dead fucking bee at that.
i now own a beekeepers suit.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 11:01, Reply)
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