When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Wasps 'O Death!When I were a kid, I remember clearly - The day my young sister and cousin burst into the house crying and screaming after apparently being stung by an angry wasp. My brother and I were all too eager to smite the wasp and it's lair into dust as we donned protective clothing in order to do battle with this awesome foe - Vengence was called for!
Ski goggles. Check. Thick coat. Check. Tennis racquet. Check. Underarm spray. Check. Lighter. check.
Cue the journey into the garden to the small hole at the base of the fence.
Cue the spraying of the Aerosol and the lighting of the spray into a raging wasp vapourising fireball.
Cue ten zillion burning, severly pissed off wasps all intent on ending their days making both my brother and I into sting pies.
And the worse thing was I had long hair at the time - I can still vividly remember those black and yellow demons crawling on my scalp and stinging wildly while I beat MY OWN head with a tennis racket.
The horror....
('Pologies for length.)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 20:21, Reply)
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