BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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Just remembered one about my lovely friend GaryHe drunkenly fell through a Lloyds bank window and passed out. When awoken by police and hearing the alarm bells he managed to slur "I'm not going to give a statement now cos I'm totally pissed"
He wasn't charged and was let out the next morning.
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Peej, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:10,
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that is a phrasethat I must remember.
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Exceptif you happen to be pulled over whilst driving your car.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:15,
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OOOOOH!!!!like BANK statement, not POLICE statement
lol
he's like a machine..
...that can get drunk...
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:17,
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he wasnt charged?did he think about suing the bank for obviously not having the proper type of glass installed in the window - one that would not break if someone fell against it?
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Not sureit was many years ago and no win no fee didn't exist so no-one really sued.
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Peej, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:44,
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