BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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UnfortunateOnce my ex-girlfriend decided cut off my dick with a knife and then plough into my chest with a chainsaw.
That's sort of put me off kinky sex, I prefer the missionary position now.
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Thanks for sharingyou fucking weirdo
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 7 Aug 2008, 21:25,
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I actually know someonewho tried to bite her boyfriends chopper off.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 21:27,
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baw...did you miss the word "ex" there?
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 23:10,
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