Schoolgirls
When I was a convent girl....sooooo many years ago. There was a girl in my year called Maria (yep, start all the jokes...) and she was absolutely crackers...actually most of the boarders were (boarding school - I was a daygirl, despite the two hour daily travelling time - threatened to run away if parents sent me to board...although I could have had a full scholarship if I'd done that...)Aannnyway....Maria shared a dorm with my mad but lovely friend Julie...Julie is barking and Mr Chickenlady is terrified of her...especially as she keeps making passes at him...ahem...

Back to the story...so we are all about 13 and Maria is going through her daily 'mad as a barrel of squirrels' lark...which involves climbing out of the dorm window onto the stone balcony (Victorian house used as the boarders house)...oh, and this balcony was above the front door...right where visitors could view the ongoing saga that was Maria....So Julie - royally pissed off by Maria (as usual...Julie narrowly avoided expulsion - she decked another girl because she wanted to go home, but the other girl thought that the smack with fist was justified, so kept quiet...nice school!) Jules follows Maria....Maria is now sitting on stone railing of balcony....."I'm going to jump" says Maria...."So fucking do it!" says our lovable Jules....Maria bottles out so Jules pushes her.....OH MY GOD!!!! Don't worry...it was only about 12 foot and Maria was fine.....In fact she came to stay with me for the weekend not long afterwards....and kept me up until 3am playing 'monopoly'....well, if that's what you call it.....she was banker....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:53, Reply)