a good ten years+ ago a relationship ended
she'd been cheating on me, but i'll never know with how many people or for how long. We'd had a talk a few days earlier and decided to call it a day. but then she rings me while i'm in a pub with a rubbish mobile signal.
All i heard was a blubbering mess fading in and out of signal and apologies. apparently exposing all of her lies.
she finally finished and I was expected to respond. But I'd genuinely not really heard most of it, so replied:
'it's ok, don't worry... thanks.'
i then went back to my game of pool and beer.
it's probably best I'll never know.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:44, 10 replies)

That's like a me.
Reminds me of the line that's got me the most shags: "Hmmm? Oh, ok then."
Also, the line I use for lasses I don't want to shag: "Huh? What? No, I'm ok, thanks."

Imagine what I sound like when I'm not flirting.
(squigbobble existed, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:02, closed)

to be honest
i thought you were flirting with ME then...
you're good.
you should write a book on dating or summat?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:06, closed)

Sorry to lead you there
But I can't write, only type.
(squigbobble existed, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:22, closed)

it's ok
you just use your skills wisely, ya hear?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:41, closed)

Fascinating.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:20, closed)

your sarcasm cannot harm me...

( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:42, closed)

Not while I'm wearing my....
....CHEESE HELMET!
(squigbobble existed, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:07, closed)

hey! that's MY cheese helmet.
bloody stealin my bloomin cheese helmet... get your own...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:12, closed)

No wonder she broke up with you, if you've got a cheesy helmet

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:07, closed)

bwa-ha-ha-ha!
i didn't say it was cheesy, just cheese.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:15, closed)