Breasts and not-quite-so-innocent children
For those of you who don't know me, I'm rather well endowed in the general lady-chest area. 34G in fact (more on why that's such a pain later so put your tongues away gentleman!) 5'6" and a size 12. And before you all think I'm trying to attract attention to myself this is all relevant to the story I'm about to tell (honest).

I help out at a kid's club for 5-11 year olds for an hour and a half a week, I got into it in the second year of my degree just to do something (anything!) away from uni. We have a really nice group of kids but there's one 11 year old boy who just isn't quite as innocent as the younger ones. He's never really said or done anything, you just get that feeling, I'm sure those of you who have worked with children that age will know what I mean (and no, not that!).

Last week the main leader was away at a funeral leaving me with the unenviable position of being the main person in charge of 15 5-11 year olds, all set on playing up as much as possible while they could. For some reason, and why we decided it would be a good idea I DO NOT know, we were making chocolate crispy cakes with them. I'm sure you know the drill, melt the chocolate, pour it over the rice crispies, simple. Or slightly less simple with 15 hyperactive children. Aha, I hear you say, melted chocolate over boobies time! Well I'm afraid not, that would be far too predictable and may just give some of the "more mature" male b3tans a stroke the way this QOTW is going and I wouldn't want to be responsible for the hospitalisation of anyone due to over-excitement from mental pictures of chocolate covered jubblies. Anyway, I digress. I was going around the table pouring out the chocolate and having to bend down slightly to do so. At my height most of the children are safely well below me even when I'm bending over so this normally isn't a problem. Until I reached the not-quite-as-innocent-as-he-should-be 11 year old. Who is also somewhat taller than the rest of them. Bending forward to pour some chocolate into his groups bowl I straightened up to see him giving me a small self-satisfied smile and realised that as I'd bent down I'd managed to dangle my cleavage right in front of his just hitting puberty and desperate for breasts face. I straightened up very quickly at that point and made a point of not bending over the table near that group again, embarrassed in the knowledge that my boobies are probably going to be one of his first memories of breasts and probably posted on a site like this in about 10 years time. *Sigh*

I've laid out all my high-necked tops for further kid's club meetings.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:29, 10 replies)

chocolate covered jubblies
Too late!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:38, closed)

you are me
AICMFP
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:50, closed)

Selfish.
That's your problem.

That boy will probably turn out a gay paedo forrin now, and it will have been YOUR fault.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:51, closed)

Are my breasts
THAT emotionally scarring?!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:03, closed)

Lol that you ask that question on here!
All this talk of breasts is actually making me feel a little depressed.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:07, closed)

NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE YOUR BREASTS is emotionally scarring, yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:11, closed)

Wow
I must have harmed a lot of people over the years. Maybe I should get them out more? :p
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:14, closed)

I think that would be a wise move.
Start by posting a picture here.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:40, closed)

What's it worth?

(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:41, closed)

The orgainisers of the kids club had been wondering why attendance figures were up 300% recently,
and why so many Dads were making a point of dropping off and picking up the kids.
( Cave Duck, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:24, closed)