An ex-/breast related pearoast
Strolling along Torquay promenade one sunny day with the ex, all was peaceful until he glanced over the sea wall and noticed the topless women sunbathing. The effect was electric - his eyes widened and his jaw dropped.

'They're topless! They're just lying there, with no tops on! You can see their boobs!' he gasped, never taking his eyes off the naughty breasts.
He stumbled on, clanging into benches, bins and signs, not caring how he was maiming himself, for the whole stretch of seafront.

I'm sure the bruises were worth it.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 8 May 2010, 12:41, 4 replies)

As much as I appreciate this weeks question isn't your favorite,
you must have a grudging understanding that men really do seem quite fond of breasts?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 8 May 2010, 12:51, closed)

Of course
but surely not at the expense of their own safety.

Hang on - what's this 'not your favourite' thing? How would you know how I feel about it?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 8 May 2010, 17:00, closed)

I had the impression,
that this QOTW might have been a bit close to the bone from your last posts. Sorry if that's not the case, I'll happily keep my impressions to myself if any offense was caused.

As to personal safety- We are talking about breasts here aren't we? Self (or anybodies) safety went out the window with our dignity I fear!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 8 May 2010, 17:15, closed)

No offence taken at all
and you're right, it's true that my replies all seem to involve my crackpot ex!

That's because he's the most booby-obsessed person I've ever met. I haven't told you half of it, yet. Could write a book.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 8 May 2010, 21:30, closed)