Big Boobies!
Wandering around Tesco a couple of months ago, I turned down an aisle in which a chap about my age was shopping with his son of maybe three or four, and a petite but generously endowed young lady was also browsing. As they approached each other the kid spotted the woman and his eyes widened - tugging on his father's hand he yelled "Daddy! Look! Big boobies!".

The poor man blushed and ignored the child, which was probably exactly the wrong response, as he just got louder - "DADDY! BIG BOOBIES! BIG BOOBIES!".

Whoever taught the kid to do that has my thanks - you made my evening.
(Photon wasting your time since, Sun 9 May 2010, 3:18, 1 reply)

One of my brother's stepkids brought a sex education book home from school to show to Stepdad
as it had boobies in, which he knew Stepdad liked!

Sister in law didn't know where to put herself.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:56, closed)