I was in a friends hot tub
the other night with the Mrs and some friends when two of the girls had what is apparently known as a 'tit off' effectively the gist is that they both sat on the edge of the tub and whipped their norks out and the rest of us had to decide which were the best.... 1 pair were fucking massive and the other pair were fairly large too but fake. I didn't know where to look due to the bird being there and refused to mark them. Then they suggested a 'cock off' between me and my mate, but politely declined on that due to my birds 16yr old daughter being in the tub with us all. Good times!
(Kip, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:37, 3 replies)

Were you all in a Honda Accord fighting Mr T at the time?
Just thought I'd beat AB and JMG to it...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 10 May 2010, 13:45, closed)

Yeah, I was expecting a reply of AB at least...
but wanted him to rip into me first so I could put up the photographic evidence (unfortunately not of the tit-off, they won't let me put that on the web but I do have one of all the girls)
(Kip, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:25, closed)

now I'm getting the word......
nonce!
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:01, closed)

explain
??
(Kip, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:45, closed)