My Brother In Law and I are keen photographers.
Having become familiar with the city over a few trips, we booked up a further week in Prague; ostensibly for "An architectural study of the Prague underground, with paricular notes of 1960s modernism in the central stations".

This brief morphed within a couple of hours into "A study of Czech beers, with particular notes of monastic brews and semi-dark lagers, while carrying photographic equipment".

My BiL is a Landan-Oirish chap - jolly good company, but a little bit nails.

At one point, a well-presented, very pretty young lady came up to us, and enquired - directed at him "Oh hi guys - do you want a massage? Or a blow job? Full sex? Anal?"

At this, BiL suddenly became all shy, and the most singularly and terribly cod-British anyone has been since Hugh Grant and replied "Do you know, actually -I'm absolutely fine and I'm afraid I've got a girlfriend!"

We rated the beers, including one where tbe notes were "2/10 - like drinking farty bathwater" - this was an exception, though.

Great place, Prague - go Sunday-Friday to avoid the stag dos.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:06, 12 replies)

yeah ... deffo ... cool ... travel to another city to spend all afternoon drinking lager in a bar because you can't do that at home

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:16, closed)

No - you can't.
The Czechs make lager, not 'lager'.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:39, closed)

yeah ... deffo ... never seen czech lager anywhere else
still ... at least you managed to avoid the stag do crowd ... they just go to bars frequented by sex workers and drink lager
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:46, closed)

Why would you deliberately drink lager?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:01, closed)

some people hate their lives

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:31, closed)

The Staropramen - unfiltered, unpasteurised - is a completely different drink to the bollocks you get here.
As are - well - all of them, really.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:18, closed)

yeah ... deffo ... well cool, man
you're a connoisseur of sophisticated forrin culture and completely different to all those other plebs who fly to a remarkable city and spend all the time in a hooker bar supping lager

deffo
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 8:57, closed)

Fucking right I am. I'm a photographer - not just some prick with an iPhone.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 7:53, closed)

^can't afford an iPhone^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 8:13, closed)

You may have a click for "farty bathwater".

( .Yeti., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:28, closed)

Wasn't he the bloke who designed the fjords?
In Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:39, closed)

Hahaha

( .Yeti., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:33, closed)