Lucky EscapesFreddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
Similarly-ishI know a plasterer who CLAIMS that on one job he was roped into a threesome with a woman and her husband, which all went terribly wrong when the husband began thrusting his penis into the family dog.
(
Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:59,
2 replies)
Reading that back, I don't actually believe it for a second.(
Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:00,
closed)
HahahahaThe internet sound of the penny dropping.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:04,
closed)
No they stood at the top of the parkYelling at the dog "come here Readers Wives".....
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 12:19, closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread