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I was sat on the bus once, and this girl from the office who I really fancied got on. As she came by I patted the seat next to me and encouraged her to sit down, but alas she didn't notice my hand was there and sat right on it!

I didn't know whether to tell her or just ignore the issue and talk to her normally. And then she noticed. She must have thought I was touching her up; she gave me the most evil look and moved to another seat!

Anyway, by some bizzare twist of fate we ended up getting engaged, but I jilted her on her wedding day and fucked off on a barge, where me and my mate cooked a dog.

True story that.

Thanks,

Mark Corrigan.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:04, 2 replies)

Is it wrong that I called it in the first sentence?
Have a click anyway.
(sarahlicity, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:46, closed)

Yes
But I was there too. In about 4 words. Haven't even seen the first series for a couple of years.

And yeah, have some clickage anyway. Not everyone is a Peep Show whore so might get a chuckle.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, closed)