Bus = Fail.
I live in the glorious city of Sheffield. When I first moved up here I thought "Ah Hah! Well integrated public transport network meaning I no longer need my car" so I sold the trusty vehicle.

After waiting in sleet, snow, horizontal rain, blazing sun and every other weather condition for a 95 bus chock full of semi autistic, fat, braying council types I soon began to tire of the well integrated public transport network. At this time of my life I encountered people who would look at home in the Mos Eisley cantina.

As luck would have it my position was made redundant meaning my new job enabled me to travel by tram: Oh joy of fucking joys. A 30 minute ride with a whole new cavalcade of freaks of nature including the man who looked and smelled like he'd clawed his way out of a grave, an obese man who radiated the stench of unwashed arse and three overly giddy fat crones who used to cackle and spill their awful stomachs all over the place.

Now I drive. I am cocooned in my own little sphere of tranquillity, I have my music as loud as I want, when I smoked I could puff away like a redneck whose wife was in labour and best of all there was only me - No fat, bovine spakkers, no alkies with their readybrek glow o' booze and no tick like children owned by their equally tick like council parents to contend with. I've served my time at the mast in regard to busses and the like and the hippies can fucking keep them, I'd rather eat my own shit than ever board one of the hateful, pleb carrying contraptions ever again.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:09, 6 replies)

Sigh...
Not everyone with council estate parents are scum, you know. Some of us like reading.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:40, closed)

I knows
but the Wybourn, Manor and Burngreave appear to be able to breed a special type of uber chav ....... Much like a significantly powerful Pokemon they display their council ways at every opportunity.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:29, closed)

...and some...
Like swindon and milton keynes too!
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:30, closed)

That was quite a rant
*click*
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:14, closed)

That...
...was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Conservative Party.
(Monkey Tennis isn't Spartacus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:13, closed)

Soooooo.
Voted BNP?
(Scritty Bakerman., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:53, closed)