Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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"Happu Chrismas"......stated my 79pence milk chocolate Xmas calendar as I despondently opened the first few doors to only find a black & white image of the usual crimbo chuff.
Not only did I only get 5 chocolates in total over the countdown period, but the moulded sheet containing the little brown treats was inserted backwards: so upon opening the door the deformed chocolate robin mocked me from behind its pre-formed window.
After determined attacks using a handy scalpel I destoryed the calender but reached the chocolatey goodness.
God knows why I expected it to taste like anything other than utter shite.
Despite its incredibly disapointing length, it still made me gag.
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the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 22:17,
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hehethats excellent.
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