Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Bought a remote controlvibrator for a bit of a laugh with a girl at restaurants and stuff. Anyway, used it, had fun. Decided to use it again and the battery pack had leaked all over the gaff.
Rubbish.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:15,
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Battery acid all over her gaff?Painful.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:19,
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Ex Mrs PJM had one of those.I had no idea where she bought it from, but it had POLARIS written up one side.
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PJMIn the words of Katie Price a.k.a Jordan:
"FARKING 'ELL, she must 'ave 'ad one like a bucket!"
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Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:21,
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