YAY List time
X Factor
GMTV
Tabloids
Daily Mail (this gets it's own spot as I can never work out if it's a tabloid or not but only because of its content)
ALL SOAPS - THEY MUST DIE, it's absolutely dire when I go to my mums and my sisters are having a full on excited conversation like they know the people from the soaps and they are involved in their lives
Lambrini
People who drink Lambrini and say they're having a glass of wine.
Strictly come dancing
Golden Balls & Deal or no Deal people RAVE about these shows - it's a game of fucking chance you idiots with no skill or brains involved.
People who just have to go out every weekend on a bender and say they can't wait to get trashed.

I've just finished my dinner so I'm not in the mood for thinking about things everyone else likes and I get worked up over until it's settled.

Sorry one last one and it's the biggest one.

LOOSE WOMEN - I cannot understand how this show is so popular, how it's been on air for so long I don't know, I cannot see the appeal of watching 5 old hags sat round a table dropping innuendos left right and centre and drooling over anything with a cock. It's not funny, it's just shit. They're like a coven of witches all sat around a cauldron with their wrinkly ugly faces cackling everytime one of the others speaks. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH GET A LIFE PEOPLE WHO WATCH LOOSE WOMEN!
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:03, 2 replies)

how long have you been living inside my head?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:08, closed)

Deal or no deal et al...
Abso-fucking-lutely.

Millionaire, I can understand - I like triv. questions, and the contestants are pitting their knowledge against the game - there's an actual point.

Golden Balls was explained to me (by someone who believe it or not, bought the F*&£^"ing Wii game!), so I never felt the need to watch an episode, so can't comment.
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:28, closed)