I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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...to...... my ex girlfriend... I mean, what the fuck was I thinking, really??? She's nowhere near being my type, nor does she possess anything that I might go for re hair colour, arse, jubblies or a spunky personality... Do I really go for women who cry a lot about fuck all and then complain that it's all my fucking fault??? I thought I went for birds who were on the level, could handle their piss and a couple of lines of an evening... y'know???
Load of Arse!
(I do honestly miss her but I've been missing oral sex for much longer)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 22:36, 1 reply)
man the fuck upget some roofies and get back out there
(, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:15, closed)
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