I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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BoozeAlcohol or anything that makes you do the following.
After a night out on the 'sauce' I was stood in line ready to buy a rat burger from the burger van. "£4.20 please mate". Without hesitation I handed over my money and got my cowchuff meat roll.
After standing in line for 15 mins my bladder had refilled himself. So I snuck up the nearest lane to deballast. After an awkard drunken juggle, horror of horrors I dropped the burger. Right in my puddle of piss.
Something clicked in my tight scottish brain. I'd just spent the best part of a fiver on this burger. So my own urine was going to stop me eating my rapidly cooling purchase? Was it fuck.
I gobbled that fucker down like Gately on heat. I then stayed sober for 8 months.
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rgordon00, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:02,
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these things are hereditaryyour mums a piss licker as well
her burgers in a worse state though
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piss off sonyou gave me the clap last time
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Thatmade me want to throw up.
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on a burger?(, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:22, closed)
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