Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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I nearly nicked myself.I was rather amused earlier this year to recieve a threatening letter from my local council, stating that I would soon be prosecuted for failing to comply with fire regulations. A neighbor had begun storing petrol inside his shop for the purposes of cleaning , and some dimwit had addressed the warning letter to me instead of to him.
The amusement stemmed from the fact that the letter was supposedly written and signed by a certain fire officer of the local brigade, a nice bloke going by the name of 'incongruous'.
My council therefore managed to put me in the unusual position of threatening to prosecute myself. I almost wish it had gone to court:
"Would the defendant / council for the prosecution please rise and take his anti-schizophrenia medication".
I wonder how many other people I've unwittingly prosecuted?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:38, Reply)
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