Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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family get togetherOn my table were my immediate family and then granmothers. So as the meal goes along, pretty good actually, we get to the main course and my gran decides to ask "So why havent you got a girlfreind yet?", yeah girlfriend, now instead of saying "look you dumb bitch im gay, yet noone notices this, do i ever talk about women? ever see me romantically with any?" no no i instead decide to keep quiet out of respect for my parents.
So instead of above i say "oh i just have not found the right person."
Now this old crow will not let this topic drop and you can see the eyes on my brother getting larger and larger as he knows what is coming.
The crow says "So what do you look for?" with my comment of:
"male, female, in between, im not prejudiced, i will pork them all quite happily."
The table and several tables adjacent went very very quiet.
I am actually surprised she did not splash me with holy water and shout "repent sinner!!".
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 16:19, Reply)
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