money saving tip number three
are you straight? male?? do you like to go out on the piss?


go to a gay bar.

not only will you not pay for a drink all night, BUT you will also get fairly exclusive scheming rights on all the straight girls who are there with their gay friends, (chicks are WAAAY more likely to go to a gay bar than dudes if they don't bat that way.. trust me) who will as an added bonus, be impressed by how secure in your masculinity you are.. double result! women allow guys they have NO intention of shagging buy them drinks all the time, so what's the harm?
pick yourself out a nice tight pair of jeans and let a woman/gay friend dress you and you're SET.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 5:54, 9 replies)

Cunning.
But I live in Portsmouth and therefore have the fear.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:04, closed)

that
happened to me without the planning in New York.

Got chatting with someone in a bar, who said there's a bar round the corner we can drink for free....

Stayed for one drink, then I legged it.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:17, closed)

they all bat
tried it once, all the girlies at the gay bars bat for the other side as well, or it could just be they didn't want to talk to me
(bluehamster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:32, closed)

no accounting for tastes
maybe you're just ugly?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:50, closed)

Your theory is all well and good...
but what if you get steaming on free drink and wake up the next morning with a rugby team hanging out of your arse? :-o
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:00, closed)

chalk it up to experience
at least you'll get used to the feeling of adult nappies before you get too senile.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:49, closed)

I might be desperate...
...but any gay man (or straight woman) who bought me free drinks would have to be gagging like Jenna Jameson gobbling 3 cocks at once.

Fat bald blokes in their late 40s don't get much in the way of second glances, unless they pretend to be 15 year old lesbians on Bebo.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:52, closed)

how fat and how bald?
perhaps you need to up the game a bit, then the chubby chasers will get intereted. and no gay man alive can resist the allure of a shiny head :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:51, closed)

grrr
As one of the gays I'd like to protest at the straight boys screwing up my gaydar in the gay clubs. I have a particularly hard time as it is meeting people:
I'm quite butch so short of wearing a rainbow flag lapel pin people who meet me don't know I'm gay so they never make a first move
Coming from a shithole in the midlands I live in a constant state of dread that if I were to make a move on anyone outside of a gay bar I'd end up on the receiving end of a thorough kicking
I seem to find myself more attracted to the straight boys so if I do go out to a gay club and do conjure up the balls (or dutch courage) to talk to someone you can GUARANTEE that they'll be the one hetero there.

Bastards.
(Joey[kins], Wed 28 Jan 2009, 2:34, closed)